Dear Internets,

How are you? I am fine.  Except for the fact that I have a big zit next to my mouth.  This happens whenever I have PMS.  It is terrible.  You'd think I'd be used to it after more than ten years.  Apparently not.  Instead I just act surprised when my face decides to grow an extra head. 

I have been super busy with roller derby.  Trying to bust my ass a little bit more and try a bit harder and all of that jazz.  It is rough.  I am debating buying new skates but I am going to have to drop about four hundred clams to do it.  D'oh.

Also! I think I have allergies? I mean, I know I have allergies (I have never been tested), I just don't know to what.  And I've been having a lot of sinus stuff going on lately.  The other day I woke up and I felt like my eyeballs were swollen, like they were going to pop out of my head.  It was odd.

I am trying to get myself motivated to go back to school and that is hard.  I just don't know when I am going to find the time! I have been putting it off for a while now and I really just need to put up or shut up at this point unless I want to be a wage slave for the rest of my life.  I am almost thirty, dudes! I need to figure out what I am doing with myself.  I also need to stop using the word "dude", I think.  It is a hard habit to break.

I am tired as hell, internets.  I feel like an old woman.  Instead of going on lunch I take naps in my car.  My sleeping habits are so terrible! I have no one but myself to blame.  I was actually all excited when it started to get warm because that means I can take naps on the lawn in front of our office building.  I went and got screened for celiac disease (my mum has it) because I have had longstanding stomach problems and my doctor actually thinks it might be my gallbladder - makes sense since all of the women on my mum's side have had their gallbladders removed (with the exception of my mum?!).  I actually think that is sort of hilarious even though it really isn't.  You guys if I have gallstones I am totally going to make a necklace out of them. 

Comments

[Heidi]

I would totally buy your gallstone necklace.

Wait - Maybe. I'd think about it. Yeah.

Ummmm...no. I guess I wouldn't, no.